{"id":621,"date":"2012-03-23T11:51:09","date_gmt":"2012-03-23T15:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ridiculousredhead.com\/?p=621"},"modified":"2014-09-03T22:11:57","modified_gmt":"2014-09-04T02:11:57","slug":"opie-is-a-bad-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ridiculousredhead.com\/?p=621","title":{"rendered":"Opie is a bad dog."},"content":{"rendered":"

Last night we went out to start our wedding registry at an in store event. \u00a0We followed that by going to a nice dinner where I had a delicious cocktail. \u00a0I was in a great mood on the way home.<\/p>\n

We walk in the door and Opie is running to the backdoor. \u00a0I figure he has to really go and didn’t think about it. \u00a0I put my stuff down and turn the living room lights on. \u00a0This is what I found.<\/p>\n

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I was\u00a0flabbergasted! \u00a0My beautiful seeds were strewn through my living room!<\/p>\n

I tried to do a head count and it seems he got a parsley, the dead cilantro and a tomato. \u00a0He has been pushing it lately like any other teenager but I couldn’t understand why he would do this. \u00a0I mean these things have been sitting here for a month and he hasn’t bothered with them.<\/p>\n

Then TB said two words. \u00a0Fish Emulsion.<\/p>\n

When I was mixing up the fish\/seaweed food, Opie was following me around everywhere. \u00a0Dogs like rotting dead things so this was really up his alley. \u00a0I had taken dirt and plants which he usually wouldn’t care about and made them smell like rotting fish. \u00a0I may as well have \u00a0smeared peanut butter all over them.<\/p>\n

TB went to get the dog, who didn’t think it was such a good idea to come inside, so it took a few minutes. \u00a0As much as I wanted to kill him, we don’t beat Opie up around here, but there would be some yelling. \u00a0TB walked him inside and before anything happened, the Opster peed on the floor. \u00a0He knew this was bad.<\/p>\n

Then we realize that this had probably happened hours before. \u00a0That meant that the wet soil was sitting on the leather and wood table that had been TB’s mom’s. \u00a0I could buy new seeds, but TB couldn’t buy a new table. \u00a0After a little clean up with some saddle soap, the table is fine. \u00a0Whew.<\/p>\n

Opie is on his best behavior today.<\/p>\n

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Last night we went out to start our wedding registry at an in store event. \u00a0We followed that by going to a nice dinner where I had a delicious cocktail. \u00a0I was in a great mood on the way home.…
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